A Few IT definitions :-)

• Project Manager is a Person who thinks Nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
• Developer is a Person who thinks a single woman cannot deliver a baby in nine months.
• Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
• Client is one who knows that it takes a man, a woman & nine months to deliver a baby.
• Marketing manager is a person who thinks I can deliver a child whether a man and woman is available or not.
• Resource optimisation team thinks I dont want man or woman, i'll still produce a child with zero resources.
• Documentation team will think I dont care how a child is delivered, i'll just document 9 months.
• QA Auditor is the only person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce baby.