[Humor] Excerpts from HER & HIS Diaries

HER DIARY

I asked him what was wrong - he said, "Nothing." I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.
On the way home, I told him that I loved him, but he simply smiled and kept driving.
I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say, "I love you too."

When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched TV; he seemed distant and absent.

Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed.

I decided that I could not take it anymore, so I decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep. I started crying and cried until I fell asleep.
I do not know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.

My life is a disaster.

HIS DIARY


























Today India lost the cricket match again. DAMM IT.

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[Humor] Call Centre Jobs

Call Centre Jobs: People often wonder why they are paid so much...for just being on the phone. Take a look...

1. Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
   Customer "Ok."
   Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
   Customer: "No."
   Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
   Customer "No."
   Tech Support:: "Ok, si r. Can you tell me what you have done up until
   this point?"
   Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."
   
2. Customer: "I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message."
   Tech Support:: "Did you install the update?"
   Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"
   
3. Customer:: "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word."
   Tech Support:: "Tell me what you've done."
   Customer: "I typed 'A:SETUP'."!
   Tech Support:: "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says."
   Customer:: "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk'."
   Tech Support:: "Insert the MS Word setup disk."
   Customer:: "What?"
   Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?"
   Customer: "No..."
   
4. Customer:: "Do I need a computer to use your software?"
   Tech Support:: ?!%#$
   
5. Tech Support:: "Ok, in the b ottom left hand side of the screen, canyou see the 'OK' button displayed?"
   Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"
   
6. Tech Support:: "What type of computer do you have?"
   Customer:: "A white one."
   
7. Tech Support:: "Type 'A:' at the prompt."
   Customer:: "How do you spell that?"
   
8. Tech Support: "What's on your screen right now?"
   Customer: "A stuffed animal that my boyfriend got me at the grocery store."
   
9. Tech Support:: "What operating system are you running?"
   Customer: "Pentium."
   
10. Customer: "My computer's telling me I performed an illegal abortion."
    
11. Customer: "I have Microsoft Exploder."
    
12. Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?"
    
13. Customer: "You've got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print document, but the computer won't boot properly."
    Tech Support: "What does it say?"
    Customer: "Something about an error and non-system disk."
    Tech Support: "Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?"
    Customer: "No, but there's a sticker saying there's an Intel inside."
    
14. Tech Support: "Just call us back if there's a problem. We're open 24 hours."
    Customer: "Is that Eastern time?"
    
15. Tech Support:: "What does the screen say now?"
    Customer: "It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'."
    Tech Support:: "Well?"
    Customer: "How do I know when it's ready?"
    
16. A plain computer illeterate guy rings tech support to report that his computer is faulty.
    Tech: What's the problem?
    User: There is smoke coming out of the power supply.
    Tech: You'll need a new power supply.
    User: No, I don't! I just need to change the startup files.
    Tech: Sir, the power supply is faulty. You'll need to re place it.
    User: No way! Someone told me that I just needed to change the startup and it will fix the problem! All I need is for you to tell me the command.
    
    10 minutes later, the User is still adamant that he is right. The tech is frustrated and fed up.
    Tech: Sorry, Sir. We don't normally tell our customers this, but there is an undocumented DOS command that will fix the problem.
    User: I knew it!
    Tech: Just add the line LOAD NOSMOKE.COM at the end of the CONFIG.SYS. Letme know how it goes.
    
    10 minutes later.
    User: It didn't work. The power supply is still smoking.
    Tech: Well, what version of DOS are you using?
    User: MS-DOS 6.22.
    Tech: That's your problem there. That version of DOS didn't come with NOSMOKE. Contact Microsoft and ask them for a patch that will give you ! the file. Let me know how it goes.
    
    1 hour later.
    User: I need a new power supply.
    Tech: How did you come to that conclusion?
    User: Well, I rang Microsoft and told him about what you said, and he started asking questions about the make of power supply.
    Tech: Then what did he say?
    User: He told me that my power supply isn't compatible with NOSMOKE

Which one is the best u like :)