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Female Software Professionals

Received this 'source code' from a friend. Found quite interesting. Just reproducing here in good humor. No offences. No gender biases. Just a positively humorous entry.


class Indian_Bachelor_female_professional
{
double styles;
short skirts;
long time_to_understand_problems;
float mind;
void knowledge();
char non_co_operative;
};

class Married_female_Software_Professional {
double weight;
short tempered;
long gossips;
float hopes;
void work();
char unstable;
};

class Female_Engaged_software_professional {
double time_on_phone;
short attention_on_work;
long boast;
float on_cloud_nine;
void understanding();
char edgy;
};

class Newly_Married_software_professional {
double dinner_invitations;
short time_at_work;
long lunch_breaks;
float talks;
void bank_balance();
char hen_pecked;
};

class husband_wife_software_professional {
double income;
short temper;
long time_no_see;
float new_software_company;
void love_life();
char money_minded;
};

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