A few Nice Quotes

• Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.

• Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee...

• "Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the Wife!"

• I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried but they Wanted cash...

• A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased New school uniforms.

• Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without... but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

• You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it...

• True friends stab you in the front

• Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

• My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

• Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

• They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.