Showing posts from February, 2006

[Humor] Progressive HR Policies

Dear Staff,

Please be advised that there are NEW rules and regulations implemented to raise the efficiency of our firm.

It is advised that you come to work driving a car according to your salary. If we see you driving a Honda, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise.

If you drive a 10 year old car or taking public transportation, we assume you must have lots of savings therefore you do not need a raise.

If you drive a Pickup, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.

Annual Leave
Each employee will receive 52 Annual Leave days a year (Wooow!).
They are called Sunday.

Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy.
Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.
Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim Fast and take a diet pill.

We w…

Female Software Professionals

Received this 'source code' from a friend. Found quite interesting. Just reproducing here in good humor. No offences. No gender biases. Just a positively humorous entry.

class Indian_Bachelor_female_professional
double styles;
short skirts;
long time_to_understand_problems;
float mind;
void knowledge();
char non_co_operative;

class Married_female_Software_Professional {
double weight;
short tempered;
long gossips;
float hopes;
void work();
char unstable;

class Female_Engaged_software_professional {
double time_on_phone;
short attention_on_work;
long boast;
float on_cloud_nine;
void understanding();
char edgy;

class Newly_Married_software_professional {
double dinner_invitations;
short time_at_work;
long lunch_breaks;
float talks;
void bank_balance();
char hen_pecked;

class husband_wife_software_professional {
double income;
short temper;
long time_no_see;
float new_software_company;

Working too long in the same Company

What type r u ;) [Received in an email]

[Humor]Acronyms and Abbreviations

New meaning to the names of a few IT companies:

No hard feelings. Just a positively humorous attempt!
AT&T : All Troubles & TerribleBAAN : Beggars Association and NerdsBFL : Brainwash First and Let them goC-DOT : Coffee During Office TimingsCMC : Coffee, Meals and ComfortDEC : Drifting & Exhausted ComputersDELL : Deplorable Equipment & lacklusterHCL : Hidden Costs & LossesHUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and SleepingIBM : Implicitly Boring MachinesINFOSYS :Inferior Offline SystemsNIIT : Not Interested in ITORACLE : On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady EmployeesPARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of MicroprocessorsPATNI: Pathetic Appraisal Techniques, No IncrementsPSI : Peculiar Symptoms of IndiaSATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away MadlyTCS : Totally Confusing SolutionsTISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems LtdWIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output

Can you create folders with these names?

Can you create folders in your Windows environment with these names:
AuxConNulDo you why? May be 'reserved words'?!!!

Looking for info for Web Hosting

I am planning to have a domain for my blog. However, I have no experience of having a separate domain and getting it hosted. So, I would like to know how to proceed on that. I am in India, and would prefer a Company that accepts payment in Indian Rupees. Also, while selecting a company for hosting the sites, which facilities/features I should see e.g. sub-domains, email ids, storage etc. Also, what are the popular blog softwares required? Plz share your experiences.