Friday, July 1, 2005

A Few IT definitions :-)

  • Project Manager is a Person who thinks Nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
  • Developer is a Person who thinks a single woman cannot deliver a baby in nine months.
  • Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
  • Client is one who knows that it takes a man, a woman & nine months to deliver a baby.
  • Marketing manager is a person who thinks I can deliver a child whether a man and woman is available or not.
  • Resource optimisation team thinks I dont want man or woman, i'll still produce a child with zero resources.
  • Documentation team will think I dont care how a child is delivered, i'll just document 9 months.
  • QA Auditor is the only person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce baby.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

:-)

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