Friday, February 3, 2006

[Humor]Acronyms and Abbreviations

New meaning to the names of a few IT companies:

No hard feelings. Just a positively humorous attempt!
  • AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible
  • BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds
  • BFL : Brainwash First and Let them go
  • C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings
  • CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort
  • DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers
  • DELL : Deplorable Equipment & lackluster
  • HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses
  • HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping
  • IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines
  • INFOSYS :Inferior Offline Systems
  • NIIT : Not Interested in IT
  • ORACLE : On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees
  • PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors
  • PATNI: Pathetic Appraisal Techniques, No Increments
  • PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India
  • SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly
  • TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions
  • TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd
  • WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output

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